Sylvie just came in.

From off the phone and she tells me that her friend Eve's daughter, Sheryl slammed the door in her home office on the hand of her six-year-old Chelsea and it looks like Chelsea will have to get stitches and there's blood all over the carpet and even in the Epson inkjet. She said the blood spritzed all the way up to ceiling like a circumcision gone awry. The Epson they can clean, the ceiling they can repaint, but even seltzer right away and Resolve Extra Strength won't do with the blood on the carpet. I think a sprinkle of salt sometimes lifts blood out of carpet. Meanwhile Chelsea is screaming like a chicken and the piano recital is off for the 19th. Thank G-d.